It's all tongue in cheek from tenderlove, someone with a long history of contrib...

It's all tongue in cheek from tenderlove, someone with a long history of contributing to ruby and rails.

  What is AdequateRecord Pro™?
  AdequateRecord Pro™ is a fork of ActiveRecord with some 
  performance enhancements. In this post, I want to talk about
  how we achieved high performance in this branch. I hope you
  find these speed improvements to be “adequate”.
  
  Group discounts for AdequateRecord Pro™ are available
  depending on the number of seats you wish to purchase.

  -- http://tenderlovemaking.com/2014/02/19/adequaterecord-pro-like-activerecord.html