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EFF is basically Walter Sobchack in this scenario to Mozilla's dude.

EFF: Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the open web? Dude. This is it. Let's take that hill!

Mozilla: what's the point, man? why should I die on this hill?

EFF: it's a fucking important hill dude. Unchecked DRM aggression.

Mozilla: what about my browser market share?

EFF: What the fuck are you talking about? Browser share is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT...

Mozilla: Well, the problem is... They're gonna kill my browser share! Man!

Donny is the open web I guess. His death was predestined by circumstances and certainly not the Dude's fault. Also, I think it would be best if no one tells the EFF how DNS works.



Mozilla: Goddammit EFF, you fucking asshole. Everything's a fucking travesty with you man!

EFF: I'm sorry, it was an accident.

Mozilla: What was that shit about the open web? What the fuck does anything have to do with the open web?

EFF: Dude, I'm sorry...

Mozilla: What the fuck are you talking about?

EFF: Dude, I'm sorry...

Mozilla: Fucking... fuck, EFF.

EFF: Come on, dude. Hey, fuck it, man, let's go bowling.




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