I daren’t ask “What have Millennials ever done for us?” because I have a suspicion that it would be a surprisingly unfunny answer.

they gave us doggo

That's Gen X. Google's founders were both born in 1973 and Notch was born in 1979. Zuckerberg was born in '84, so he's solidly a millennial.

Zuck was birthed in the pits of Isengard so he’s actually Gen I. That’s why it’s all about him!

Cheems will be to millennials what the Grateful Dead logo was to Boomers.

Thanks, I was actually trying to find this the other day. By trying, I mean I thought about it but wasn't near my phone so I forgot to do it.

It's not the conjugations that scare most people, it's the declensions (ok, well, at least anglophones).