> Currently, this is a temporary position to cover an absence due to pneumonia.

Edit: The more I read this the more I laugh because I realize it's not a joke.

They should consider hiring an American who is the exact opposite of JC (someone in the mold of Danny DeVito), except for the condescending tone.

George Wendt, maybe?

So.. Jeremy Clarkson has pneumonia?

> Please note: Preference will be given to especially tall candidates with curly hair.

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  · British English including advanced qualification in exaggeration and braggadocio