Aw, sad! At least I can take this opportunity to say thanks, Memepool was awesome.

I love you. You are a hero.

"I'm not a racist, but..."

If they forgot to include that disclaimer beforehand:

"...but I've got (insert ethnic group) friends, you see."

"...when I was in 3rd grade."

How prescient:

http://daringfireball.net/linked/2010/08/14/coincidence